Nothingfaster.com
An attempt to make the world’s fastest website
Qwik SSG on Cloudflare’s edge. System fonts. No badge CDNs. Proof loads after the hero paints.
Real user metrics
Core Web Vitals for this page load, measured in your browser. No third-party analytics beacon on the critical path.
LCP
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Faster is better
CLS
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Lower is better
INP
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Interact to measure
Measuring this visit…
Live speed test
Opt-in only. The iframe and Cloudflare Speed Test script stay cold until you start — they never race the first paint.
Reserved 24rem stage. Click to load the edge speed test.
Lab scores
Self-hosted marks so the proof page doesn’t phone home to badge CDNs. Re-run Lighthouse / WebPageTest / GTmetrix after each deploy and update the values here.